First Post

My first post, and enjoying it mucho! I hope that you people reading this enjoy it. To any Abbotts reading this, I salute you!

This warm honey feels good on my face. -Me

You look more like a Keebler elf than a Lorien elf. -Josh K.

I want to blow more stuff up! -Jacob H.

You're a polywomanist! -Ben H.

You're the smallest. That gives us bigger guys the right to "haze" you. -Josh B.